you're mind is a powerful tool

The power of your mind is the best power their is.

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woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

(via thesassycat)

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turntech-timelord:

it is 16 thousand years into the future. advanced sentient life forms land on a seemingly deserted planet. everywhere is dusty ruins as the life forms search for any record of what the former inhabitants may have looked like. they stumble across an old computer device and after tinkering with it, they get it running. they search it’s database and pull up a file titled “me”. they leave the planet, fearing this terrifying creature may still roam it.

turntech-timelord:

it is 16 thousand years into the future. advanced sentient life forms land on a seemingly deserted planet. everywhere is dusty ruins as the life forms search for any record of what the former inhabitants may have looked like. they stumble across an old computer device and after tinkering with it, they get it running. they search it’s database and pull up a file titled “me”. they leave the planet, fearing this terrifying creature may still roam it.

(Source: lawebloca, via dociledolphin)